*le first post

A Blog. Yes! A Blog.

Many people have suggested me. But that's not why i am doing it. They can kiss my pretty brown ass.

Pretty Brown Ass

i am doing it just because..  FUCK IT! i don't need to give you fags an explanation...

Now, What is a Blog?

It can be someone's personal diary......if he's a pussy.

It can be a commentary on the things he like....(By "he", i am referring to the blogger. Girls, if you think i am being sexist, you are welcome to make a sandwich and throw it at me)...but then again, WHY THE FUCK would i want to bore you about the recent-est technological gadget/gizmo that-you-don't-even-have-the-guts-to-pay-for-the-next-4-years-by-which-another you won't have the guts to pay for the next 3 yrs gadget will come out.

Please. Spare me the goddamn lecture.

i am technologically impaired. By that, i mean i don't have an android phone or a blackberry. Or again, WHY THE FUCK would i want to bore you about the recent-est advancement in the field of Open Source Software (FOSS). YAWN, much?

Not THIS Technologically impaired.

It can be a photo-blog, an art-blog, a video-blog but i don't have a DSLR, an art degree or a handycam.

Art Student Owl.

i will, yes, write about my everyday observations in a satirical, sarcastic, sadistic manner.
Not everyday. But once a week for sure.

Be ready for a few things. A blog doesn't mean i will show my proficiency in the English Language. No, i won't call upon  'ze' Grammar Nazi but i won't use words that will make you run for the dictionary.
Also, i have refrained from using I instead of i. i have my own reasons, which i will tell in later posts.

Now comes the question of 'whether to follow this blog or not?'. Its like asking a BITSian, "Will you have this Triple Cheese Burst Non-Veg Extravaganza for only 200 bucks?"

i won't be able to publicize much about my new blog. Primarily because i am not on facebook, but i am sure you will, my pretties.

After all, My Pen is always mightier than the sword.