Say, "WHO GIVES A FUCK???"

"Achal, The first thing that struck me when i opened your blog was a picture of an ass. TOO full of yourself, eh??" .

Touche. Probably THE best review of my blog. 

Some people scoffed at the name though. Didn't even open the link. Instead they watched their daily dose of  incest porn.

DSA.

Data Structures and Algorithms.

Dominatrix. Sex. Ass. As a very witty friend pointed out. 

It's like the holy grail of computer science. Still a goddamn mystery to me. Something that eludes me. Like the countless jobs that will elude me once 4-2 comes. SO....today was the examination and as soon as i came out of the hall, another human tendency could not escape my eyes.

WHY IN GOD'S NAME DO PEOPLE DISCUSS QUESTION PAPERS WHEN IT'S OVER???

Its like reviewing a fucking porno.

You either liked it or you didn't. If you could not "finish your job" with the movie, you can't finish it by watching it again. Crying over the bitch's overdone make-up ain't getting you your "failed" alone time back.

Seriously?!

If i have cracked the paper "like a boss", i will SHUT THE FUCK UP, and let the marks speak for itself. 

The funny ones are those who don't have a clue regarding what they are going to write before an exam, and suddenly, out of God knows where, everything strikes during the examination and in the post-exam discussion, the funny one thinks all my methods are wrong. You cunt! My "methods" were FLYIN' over your head when you came and ask for my help in the morning, and suddenly they are "obviously wrong"????. 

Two outcomes might arise out of said discussions. Either i have done countless silly mistakes, which will make me feel like shit, or others have made mistakes, which will make them feel like shit.

The point is, WHY should anyone feel like shit?

Speaking of shit, here's an interesting analogy. Giving an exam is like taking a dump. You go in all tensed and you should be relieved when you come out, irregardless of your performance. 

*le first post

A Blog. Yes! A Blog.

Many people have suggested me. But that's not why i am doing it. They can kiss my pretty brown ass.

Pretty Brown Ass

i am doing it just because..  FUCK IT! i don't need to give you fags an explanation...

Now, What is a Blog?

It can be someone's personal diary......if he's a pussy.

It can be a commentary on the things he like....(By "he", i am referring to the blogger. Girls, if you think i am being sexist, you are welcome to make a sandwich and throw it at me)...but then again, WHY THE FUCK would i want to bore you about the recent-est technological gadget/gizmo that-you-don't-even-have-the-guts-to-pay-for-the-next-4-years-by-which-another you won't have the guts to pay for the next 3 yrs gadget will come out.

Please. Spare me the goddamn lecture.

i am technologically impaired. By that, i mean i don't have an android phone or a blackberry. Or again, WHY THE FUCK would i want to bore you about the recent-est advancement in the field of Open Source Software (FOSS). YAWN, much?

Not THIS Technologically impaired.

It can be a photo-blog, an art-blog, a video-blog but i don't have a DSLR, an art degree or a handycam.

Art Student Owl.

i will, yes, write about my everyday observations in a satirical, sarcastic, sadistic manner.
Not everyday. But once a week for sure.

Be ready for a few things. A blog doesn't mean i will show my proficiency in the English Language. No, i won't call upon  'ze' Grammar Nazi but i won't use words that will make you run for the dictionary.
Also, i have refrained from using I instead of i. i have my own reasons, which i will tell in later posts.

Now comes the question of 'whether to follow this blog or not?'. Its like asking a BITSian, "Will you have this Triple Cheese Burst Non-Veg Extravaganza for only 200 bucks?"

i won't be able to publicize much about my new blog. Primarily because i am not on facebook, but i am sure you will, my pretties.

After all, My Pen is always mightier than the sword.